The Scope Creep
Gin and tonic. Wait, can you add some bitters to that? Oh, and can the tonic be in a separate glass? I’ll have it over at that table instead. And can you bring some peanuts with that? Then some buffalo wings?
Whiskey and sour mix, sent back three times until the bartender gets it right.
Minimum Viable Martini
A martini glass with just enough chilled vodka for the first sip.
Cowboy Code Margarita
The best margarita you ever tasted, but the bartender can’t replicate it. Plus, the bar’s a mess.