Minimum Viable Moscow Mule
Vodka, lime juice and ginger beer drunk warm from a paper cup in Sprint 7. The ice isn’t scheduled to happen til Sprint 8, and the copper mug was cut from the budget.
Really Old Fashioned
Rye whiskey, bitters, a sugar cube, and a few waterfall splashes. Takes forever to make, and by the time you serve it, the client wants something else.
Gold & dark rums, juice, and bitters, drunk standing up at 9 am. Every team member takes a turn saying how many they drank yesterday, how many they plan to drink today and any roadblocks that might prevent their consumption.
Vodka, pear nectar, lemon juice and simple syrup. One programmer drinks it, the other reviews the first programmer’s technique to make sure they did it right.