CLINT EASTWOOD – Agile. A stand-up meeting is full of empty chairs.

MARCO RUBIO – Not agile. True agilists are never rude, and Governor Rubio failed to acknowledge the imaginary President sitting on stage in his intro.

ANN ROMNEY – Agile. She apparently welcomes changing requirements, even late in her marriage.

SARAH PALIN – Agile. Developers never get invited to important meetings either.

CHRIS CHRISTIE – Not Agile. Agile has only one “I”.