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Agile Humor – There Goes That Damn Lightbulb Again…

How many CTO’s does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in a new lightbulb and the other to retroactively declare it a planned outage.

How many help desk engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to tell you they can’t help you unless you can tell them the wattage and serial number of the lightbulb, one to bump it up to the supervisor, and one to inform you that they stopped supporting incandescent on the 30th.

How many web designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, I guess. But let me ask you, are we married to that lightbulb concept?

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They closed out the ticket, the lightbulb worked just fine in their fixture.