Category Archives: Agile Humor

Agile Humor – More Agile Haiku

Tweet yin and yang we’re not more like Hatfield and McCoy pair programming blows sorry I was wrong for coding “Hank’s a tool” see it’s commented out crude no elegance still it pains me to admit your code works just … Continue reading

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Agile Humor – And Even More Agile Drinks

Tweet “Lean In” Mule Vodka, ginger beer, and lime juice, made between 11:15 pm and 6:30 am because that’s the only time you’re not at work. Unrealistic Mojito Macerate 6 mint leaves in a simple syrup of tubinado sugar and … Continue reading

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Agile Humor – Ten Things Heard at Every Thanksgiving Dinner

Tweet 10. “Just pile your coats on the bed.” 9. “Let’s eat – oh wait, we should say grace.” 8. “Who wants to say grace?” 7. “Somebody took my fork.” 6. “Oh no, are the rolls still in the oven?” … Continue reading

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Agile Humor – Still More Definitions

Tweet Testing Phase – Period that elapses from a cheery “Sure we can make that change” to a sign on the back of your chair that says “ADD IT TO PHASE 2″. Aggressive Deliverable – You’ll get there with some … Continue reading

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Agile Humor – The Six Scariest Words

Tweet What are the six scariest words in the English language? “Is that what we agreed on?”

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Agile Humor – You Might Be a Project Manager If…

Tweet If setting your alarm for 6:30 am means you’re “sleeping in”…you might be a project manager. If the time it takes to microwave your Lean Pocket in the breakroom and the time it takes to eat it are coded … Continue reading

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Agile Humor – Knock knock…

Tweet Knock knock. Who’s there? Processes and tools. Processes and tools who? See, I told you he was Agile! Knock knock. Who’s there? The user. The user who? Yup, we’re at Microsoft. Knock knock. Who’s there? Done. Done who? Depends … Continue reading

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Agile Humor – The Cocktail Hour

Tweet Signature drinks: The Sprint – Grey Goose and dissolved Skittles, the only mixer available from the vending machine at 2 am. Velocity Sour – Jack Daniel, club soda and lemon juice, already 3/4 finished. Harvey Kanbanger – Smirnoff, Galliano, … Continue reading

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New Agile Jobs

Tweet Code-Alones – Programmers who lack the people skills to be developers. None-Of-Your-Business Analysts – Requirements gatherers for skunkworks projects. Projectile Managers – Representatives of death march projects who must appear before angry stakeholders in the Marketing Conference Room. Time … Continue reading

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Agile Humor – Multiple Choice

Tweet Choose the most correct answer: 1. User Experience: (a) is a distinct professional discipline focusing on how a product’s use is perceived and experienced by the people using it. (b) finishes a sentence that begins “If I were a … Continue reading

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