yin and yang we’re not
more like Hatfield and McCoy
pair programming blows

sorry I was wrong
for coding “Hank’s a tool” see
it’s commented out

crude no elegance
still it pains me to admit
your code works just fine

hell no they’re not bugs
undocumented features
yeah that’s what they are

I’ll buy you Red Bull
you debug my subroutine
okay Twizzlers too