Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Processes and tools.
Processes and tools who?
See, I told you he was Agile!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The user.
The user who?
Yup, we’re at Microsoft.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Done.
Done who?
Depends on who you ask.
“Knock knock.”
Who’s there?
“Carrie.”
Carrie who?
“Carrie over to next sprint.”