Kanbanter – Small talk exchanged while you and a fellow developer view progress on the board.

Custermation – When a project’s resources estimate is about as accurate as Custer’s prior to the Battle of Little Big Horn.

Reverse Time Lapse – When seven hours elapse while finishing a piece of code with a one-hour estimate.

Pessimestimation – When you start padding six extra hours onto every hour of estimated work.

Doubtsourcing – When stakeholders start contracting out work because all of the internal team’s time estimates appear six or seven times too high.