1. Accelerate Success But Let’s Not Get Crazy About It
2. Aggression In Its Most Passive Form
3. Delivering Your Lame-Ass Ideas Faster Every Day
4. We’re Not Arrogant – We’re Winning
5. We Put The “Um” In Scrum
7. Visualize Your Stakeholder’s Blank Stare
8. Thinner. Lighter. Faster. On A Good Day, Anyway.
9. Creating Velocity Without Personal Lives
10. Transforming the World Of The Lazy Marketer
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